The tortoise, the hare and your sex life
... and that's exactly how you can make 100X on any DeFi trade.
Let’s start here.
The tortoise, the hare and your sex life
What does this have to do with DeFi and how to make 100X ?
Nothing.
And EVERYTHING.
Here’s what I mean…
Remember the story, where the hare challenges a tortoise to a race.
The hare is confident in its speed and becomes overconfident during the race, by napping while the tortoise continues at a steady pace.
To everyone's surprise, the tortoise eventually wins the race because it remained persistent and consistent, while the hare underestimated the value of perseverance.
Now there’s another part of this story they didn’t tell you.
The tortoise became the hare and the hare became the tortoise.
A few months after their race, the hare held another race and chose to be something he wasn't— slow and persevering.
Guess what ?
He lost again.
But that’s still not my point.
There are times when you need to be like the hare and the tortoise—at the same time, just like your sex life (you need to know where to go fast and when to go slow—if you get what I mean…)
Can you remember the time you gave up on a token because the price action wasn’t going up ?
Or the time when you felt like you were too late to buy a coin and the coin still did 100X from your position ?
Or the time when you were so sure of your investment that you didn’t check prices, on chain or even fundamentals
I remember all this because I struggled with everything
How can I just know this is a good investment?
How can I be sure that I’m not just over confident
Truth is this probably how the hare felt too …
He knew he had it in the bag but the bag had a hole and he slept away his future.
In DeFi, you don’t want to be like the hare …you want to be the tortoise and the hare at the same time!
I’ll show you how this was was able to work for me with this system you can use anytime, anywhere and in any market — FOREVER
It’s called The NOTHING system
In this system, nothing matters but what you say, if you say it, then it matters— especially when you’re wrong
Here’s how it allowed me make over 1000% countless times without fail on many tokens
The NOTHING system is a belief
If you want to trade DeFi tokens you need to believe that whatever money you’re going to out in
The NOTHING system is a strategy
Trading shitcoins is risky enough, but without a strategy you’ll keep losing and eventually come to hate crypto forever
This strategy involves 2 things:
Make sure you buy early— you get this edge with bots and tools
Take profits as soon as you can
Always leave a moon bag
BUY safe tokens
Take only high reward degen trades— coins backed by Elon’s tweets, coins that early and profitable buyers buy and finally coins that have a strong narrative
The NOTHING system is a + sum game
Yes I make losses and all …but when you think about it, the gains make up for it 200 billion % of the time
The NOTHING system will not work for people who have little to no risk appetite
It’ll not work for people who are lazy and want things to work out for them
It will only work for those who use the systems I gave above and build confidence with it daily
Now I want to help you make this dream a reality where you can finally enter a supermarket and buy whatever it is you want to buy without worrying about the price.
Where you can call your dad and gift him a brand new car and your bank account won’t feel it
Where you never have to worry about health emergencies cause even when they come money won’t be a problem
I want this for you in the exact order because DeFi with the NOTHING system was able to give me this.
I want to give you access to me for a month where instead of giving you a course and you go…
Or giving you guides to read and not actually guiding you…
You get to see me take trades with this NOTHING system, you get personal guides, trade live trading sessions and psychology hacks to trade profitably even in a bear market.
I know this would appeal to you if:
You’re new to DeFi but you want to learn how to make money so bad you’re tired of wasting time
You have some experience trading, you’ve made some money but want to upgrade
You want to learn how to trade profitably like a PRO
You want to know how to juggle trading with school, work and never have to worry about paying bills again.
You want to learn how to take profits at the right timeYou want someone that can trade with you live
You’re so scared of trading because you’ve taken so many losses
You want to hear insights from other badass DeFi traders & see them trade LIVE
You want to find alpha yourself and not get spoonfed alpha that gives you losses
Information can be gotten anywhere but guidance from a trader who has seen what I’ve seen and implemented is not something you can get anywhere.
But for a little price you can get it with me.
Here’s what you get as a bonus from this trading session
A 1-on-1 early call with me on ANY questions you have — even if it’s not DeFi related
More than 10 live trading sessions on telegram where you watch me trade all part of DeFi — the narratives and the shitcoins
Access to alpha from tools I’ve paid for.
Getting on live calls with DeFi traders to rub minds with them
Access to a community thats already making money with my strategies
This offer will close on the 31st of January and the live sessions with begin on Friday 2nd of February and no recording will be sold to you if you miss this.
I plan on each session lasting at least 2 hours since I’ll work with each of you to build any portfolio from 3-figures to 5-figures
No matter what you’ve been doing if you show me what your problems are… Im confident you can make money with this system.
If you can’t make it to the live calls, or if you need to sleep early for whatever reason, you’ll get all the recordings + resources to keep forever.
This is NOT a class where I’ll talk for hours, and you listen.
It’s a program where you get access to a course and bi-weekly live sessions for 6 months, where I’ll sit down and working together with you in every live session to hit your 4 to 5 figure portfolio goals inside the DeFi Enjoyoooor community.
So that’s the deal.
Now I haven’t told you the price yet.
But that’s one of the benefits.
Unlike other cohorts or workshops most people do with this kind of content, this one won’t cost you $5,000 per month
It won’t cost $2,500….
It’s not even going to cost $1,000.
I believe there are too many people hustling and grinding way too hard in DeFi…
So having access to the DeFi Enjoyoooor course driven by 8 simple strategies and a lot of real life experiences packed in a course your priority in life is to Enjoy and Chill without sacrificing income.
So instead of charging you $5,000, $2,500 or $1,000…
This is just a one-time investment of $100.
That’s correct.
For just one payment of $100.
As soon as you make payments today you get access to a bonus live trading session on Friday.
The offer is closing next Wednesday. If you don't join by then, you won't gain access to 3 Badass trader’s guest masterclasses.
Every 25 new members, the price increases by $30
So, if you’d like to join in on the party and Enjoy making some of that moni and never worry about bills…
Just click here and say “PAYMENTS”
It’ll direct you to my telegram account to make payments in crypto or naira & get access to the group for the live session next week.